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Mann schießt auf Rasenmäher.
"Ich kann das tun, es ist mein Rasenmäher und mein Garten und also kann ich schießen, wenn ich das will"
Ich musste sofort an den Postalguy denken. 
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26.07.2008 13:14 |
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Squirrel
Geheime Meisterin
Dabei seit: 08.09.2007
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26.07.2008 14:12 |
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Willkommen in Absurdistan:
Parlamentarier wollen Überraschungseier verbieten
Wußte gar nicht,daß schon so harmlose Sachen wie Ü-Eier bereits den gesellschaftlichen Status von Killerspielen haben. 
Noch lachhafter gehz wohl kaum. 
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Am Ende wird alles gut. Und wenn es nicht gut ist, dann ist das nicht das Ende!
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11.08.2008 16:45 |
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Raistlin 
Battlesheep > Battleship
Dabei seit: 06.01.2005
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11.08.2008 17:48 |
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Ne Ente? Wo steht denn das?
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Am Ende wird alles gut. Und wenn es nicht gut ist, dann ist das nicht das Ende!
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12.08.2008 00:45 |
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Raistlin
Battlesheep > Battleship
Dabei seit: 06.01.2005
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12.08.2008 17:22 |
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miniversum
Ritter der Sonne
Dabei seit: 19.06.2007
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Das war aber keine Ente sonder halt mal wieder die Bild....
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"Alles, was lebt, bewegt sich. Und andersrum."
(Barbara Morgenstern)
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12.08.2008 18:03 |
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NineBerry
Inquisitor-Meister
Dabei seit: 28.02.2005
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Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.
Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.
"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.
"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.
Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.
"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
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Also, vorsicht, Leute! Die Penisdiebe gehen um 
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31.08.2008 00:05 |
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NineBerry
Inquisitor-Meister
Dabei seit: 28.02.2005
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Wo ist das Problem? Solange der Tote sowieso tot ist...
Ob man jetzt zu Fischfutter oder zu Wurmfutter wird, ist wohl ziemlich egal.
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04.09.2008 12:29 |
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